The Most Depressing Lottery Simulators of All Time
A New High of the Lowest Low for That Itchy Brain to Digest!
From a public viewpoint, the term “most depressing” is given to a person or an object that doesn’t fit our idea of interesting. I’ve got a top list of the most depressing thins when it comes to playing the lottery, i.e. gloomy day, especially when results are being announced, no free beer and no wins, but talk about lottery simulators – this blew my mind, not the way I would have expected them to!
Mega Millions Lottery Simulator – Get Rich Depressingly
With such depressing colors the “get rich slowly” website hosts a pretty depressing lottery simulator! So I was asked to choose 5 numbers and 1 mega million number! It asked me if I wanted to play the chosen numbers once, twice a week for 1 year or thrice a week for 10 years, I chose the twice a week option and according to the site, I only won $4. *face-palm*
Michigan’s Super Lotto Simulator
Taking a first glance and I got the impression “Men at Work” because the colors resemble something under construction! I don’t even know what’s going on with the simulator – it’s like digital diarrhea, to be precise. As soon as I select “Easy Pick” random numbers appear in the upper boxes and then as soon as I click start, random numbers appear in the “Random Number” box and that’s it – end of story. LOL
Lottery Sim
I’m rich!!! Well, not practically, but on that site I get a bankroll of $50,000,000 every time I reset the score *high five!*. Then it tells you, “How about buying a few $2 tickets?”, but the ironic part is that no matter how many times I tried, (thrice bankrupt) I never made it to $200,000,000… like they say, always keep trying!
Betting Mad’s Bacon Colored Lottery Simulator
The best part is that on my first attempt, I matched 4 numbers! I guess this is enough to say I won something after my earlier losing streaks! After the first attempt, I only matched one number 5 times in a row… now I hate it.
Mungermack’s Boring Lottery Simulator
It’s so depressing to watch, I don’t even want to bother commenting about it… after numerous attempts, my odds of winning the jackpot, according to this simulator, is 1 in 411,780,254,886! Dear god, I’d rather be struck by lightning instead!
Nrich’s Disabled Lottery Simulator
If you take a look at this page, you might think you’re blind and/or disabled! After selecting numbers, another brightly colored numbers appeared and suddenly I felt I was in a digital discothèque! While I’m still trying to figure it out, please check it out for yourself and let me know if you understood the logic behind the colored balls!
My 2 Cents
Thanks to all the people who create lottery simulators, looks like I don’t really need to play the lottery anymore. I already know that if I play twice a week for the next 10 years, by 2024 I will win a mind-blowing amount of $93. What a relief after spending $1,040… isn’t it?! Though lottery simulators are time-wastingly fun, yet they’re cripplingly heart-breaking so you might want to try it out for yourself to see how little you can win after a few years of hard-work!
